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There​´​s A New Girl Working In The Old Comic Store

by Totalbell Band

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1.
I went downtown today Just to hang around Maybe pick up some records Or some glue compound I went down to Saint Charlie Brown And peeped in through the door And there was a new girl working In the old comics store I heard she´s only seventeen But I really don’t know Her name is Maureen But everybody calls her Mo She came down here 4 months ago From somewhere up the shore And now she´s here working In my old comic store Her breasts are really tiny But her ass is as big as a house And it makes me feel just like Krazy Kat When he sees Ignatz the Mouse That’s just my kind of body That’s just my kind and more And she´s the new girl working down In the old comics store I was hiding behind the fanzine stand When she gave me a dirty look I said you look just like that girl Maggie From the Love and Rockets books She took out a packet of cigarettes And said: yeah? Well..tell me more.. And I said I cant believe a girl like you is working In a place like my old comic store She´s looking like a nice little drawing Black and white with heavy outlines Shes got those zig-zaggy shadings The fifties kind The fifties kind
2.
(Ooh the Killer) He's got the bull by the horns! (Ooh the Killer) He’s got a chicken in the barn! (Ooh the Killer Jerry Lee) The Killer Jerry Lee! His name is Jerry Lee He’s a-howlin' and a-moanin' In demented ecstasy He’s a-rockin' and a-rollin' His name is Jerry Lee He’s at the high school hop The girls all screamin' With their skirts all up His name is Jerry Lee He’s a-cryin' and a-croonin' All that killer country Honky tonkin' and blue moonin' (Ooh the Killer) He’s got the bull by the horns! (Ooh the Killer) He’s got a chicken in the barn! (Ooh the Killer Jerry Lee) The Killer Jerry Lee! His name is Jerry Lee He’s a-thrashin' and a-shakin' He’s a-lovin' up a storm Convulsing and earthquakin' His name is Jerry Lee And the piano is on fire The girls are all screamin' but The Killer´s screamin' higher! His name is Jerry Lee He’s got flowing locks of gold He´s nothing like us Always doing what where told (Ooh the Killer) He’s got the bull by the horns! (Ooh the Killer) He’s got a chicken in the barn! (Ooh the Killer Jerry Lee) The Killer Jerry Lee!
3.
I figured out on the way to the track that something wasn’t right My girl´s there yakking on the telephone like she´d been all night I saw her blushing and I heard her whisper just as the car was starting Something bout a Tongue Faster Than Muhammad Ali's and Sweeter Than Dolly Parton's It’s not just you my friends they said its they rest of our women too Someone’s messing with your girl all right and we all know who We decided that enough was enough so we picked up Mauler Martin To deal with that Tongue Faster Than Muhammad Ali's and Sweeter Than Dolly Parton's Then we sat our women down that night to set their little heads straight We started out all nice and kind but their eyes just filled with hate And when we ruffled their feathers a little they all just started barking And howling for their Tongue Faster Than Muhammad Ali's and Sweeter Than Dolly Parton's She’s small and skinny and her hair's dyed black with a stupid grin on her face Just walk along the wall staring at us all always looking out of place Still as we got ready to string her up we just couldn’t help our hard-ons Thinking bout that Tongue Faster Than Muhammad Ali's and Sweeter Than Dolly Parton's Yes she had a Tongue Faster Than Muhammad Ali's and Sweeter Than Dolly Parton's Oh man she had a Tongue Faster Than Muhammad Ali's and Sweeter Than Dolly Parton's ..in their twenties!! Oh Yeah!
4.
Probably by now You've forgotten all about it And I'm still sitting here On the same old truck bed You know i really thought I'd better just if some day You'd pass on back this way And still may want to find me And that's why I'm still here In the same old hide-out In the same old town With the same old burnouts So if you once come back You´ll feel all sentimental And take me back again And come home to San Cemento But I'm probably just a fool Who's hoping for too much And who's forgetting that You'll never get in touch And never will come back And never really loved me Yes I forgot again It was only me who loved you Probably by now I should be on a train But what if you should call And ask for me in vain? I might as well just die If it happened that way If that was my one chance To get you home to stay So thats why i stay here In the same old adobes Have the same old job With the same old Chinese So if you´d pass on through You would see your life Was right the way you left it And stay and be my wife
5.
Cecilia Red 02:42
The sky is lighting up your thighs Up against the wall Like Platinum pies Through the open door Your mouth is greasy wet Up against my face And I realize it’s all Just too late As you’re grabbing me Cecilia and claw at my eyes I'm squirming as you’re sliding up my thighs Got an arm around your waist as your smothering my face Till I'm out of my head Cecilia Red My nails in your hips Up against the wall As your pressing my lips Against your eyeball Your dark eyes are laughing Through the lashes Tickling like a feather And it’s flashing YearMillions of happiness buzzing round me inside As I'm suspended here in our last goodbye No! Its YearBillions ive got as I'm drinking up your shot Tasting like sugar of lead Cecilia Red And you glow like a cigarette With your crazy dance As the portable toilet Is shaking like my hands As they're tearing at your dress Till it’s just a rag Hanging in the door Like a flag And I'm boiling to show you just where I'm coming from Aw, it’s right out of a page by Robert Crumb I'm howling like a train as were circling insane Like a shiny swastika you said Cecilia Red
6.
My girlfriend is always in my face About my music style She says that living in the past it just ain't worthwhile How contemporary music talk about our lives today But when she´s starting on all that stuff This is what I say: I Like Bobby Dylan And Kris Kristofferson And honey I'm still crying to Roy Orbison I like Roger Miller and I like Johnny Cash And if you don’t like Hank Williams honey You can kiss my ass Chorus: Cause I think what they´ve done is well worth doing And more for real than some bullshit modern band You're the only one that you are screwing When you put down what you don't understand Me I like Gram Parsons And the Carter Family And I'm still hooked on Elvis and Mr. Bo Diddley And I think old Ralph Stanley is a table thumbing smash So if you don’t like Hank Williams honey You can kiss my ass I love Charlie Patton And Blind Willie McTell And when Son House is singing man I'm under his spell You ask for something modern baby well I´ll put on The Clash And if you don't like Hank Williams honey You can kiss my ass I don’t need your experimental rock Or stupid retro bands Or all those weak lead singers with nothing in their pants You can take all of your Indie Rock and dump it in the trash And while I put on some Hank Williams honey You can kiss my ass
7.
Killer Joe 02:05
Big Joe was the king of the streets And he sure acted like that They’d all come for his company But watch out for the rats A German black feet Indian Taking countries as they come Said he was extraterrestrial When you asked where he was from Killer Joe Rock n roll Search and destroy We’re gonna let them all know Diamond Joe Hey Ho lets go Search and destroy We’re gonna let them all know Been in jail for prize fighting In his German days Shooting up on heroin Knocking Iggy off the stage The Vatican eats fetuses Do the choirboys in the dome First we take Manhattan, Joe And then we take Rome Diamond Joe Hey Ho Lets go Search and destroy We´re gonna let them all know Killer Joe C’mon lets go Search and destroy We’re gonna let them all know Another cheap Rose wine And another joint Fighting beavers in the river Just to make a point Stalking little teenage girls Like a hulking Frankenstein But when he was a young man He’d do them 10 times a night Killer Joe Rock n roll Search and destroy We´re gonna let them all know Hey Ho Lets go Search and destroy Rock n roll We´re gonna let them all know “Nobody comes close to me man! I’m playing no ones game” Dunno where he’s gone to now But I think we’ll meet again
8.
Penny Penny Penny Penny Penny yer too damn skinny! I'm looking for some maxi and yer giving me some mini Penny Penny Penny Penny Penny yer ain't getting any You used to be a shaker but now yer just too damn skinny! Back when I met Penny she was a pussycat Big white legs and a then a name like that I talked her up and I walked her home The sound of her walk was like a slide trombone I don’t know if you’ve gotten bored or what But all this exercising It’ll have to stop I don’t really care about your long term health I just wanna have me a big old belle Please mister postman won't you send me a girl A bicycle rider from a Bigfoot world Cause now I know what Burnside was trying to say When he was complaining that the meat don’t shake
9.
Buddy Holly Good Golly Miss Molly The day music died Buddy Holly Eddie Cochran Was ripping it up in London Then he went for a drive Eddie Cochran Patsy Cline Knew it was her time And she fell from the sky Patsy Cline Elvis Presley Won all our hearts But he lost all his life Elvis Presley Richard Manuel Boiling in a motel Hung himself that night Richard Manuel El Joven El Joven is alive El Joven
10.
Chorus: We can´t make together But let’s just try again Sad little lovers like us We can´t make it anyway Mads: We can´t go on the road But we got no place to stay Sad little lovers like us Are always settled down anyway Lillis: We can´t just have kids But we made up their names Sad little lovers like us We´re just like kids anyway Both We can´t have a party But let’s go to the promenade Sad little lovers like us We´re always drunk anyway

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Recorded at Folkes Garage 2007-2012.

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released February 12, 2013

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Totalbell Band Roskilde, Denmark

The Totalbell Band is a danish/american garage band mixing elements of country, R&B, Tex-Mex and rockabilly
with sultry, cartoony and catchy lyrics.

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